Hawking jokes
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?