Hawking jokes

Why did Stephen die so early?

He didn't use long lasting batteries.

What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.

Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.

Don't use Head and Shoulders, just use Head; otherwise, you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?

Because there is no ramp to heaven.

Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.

She really hates it when I spit my food back out.

Come on guys, this is nasty, he was my uncle, ffs :(

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.

Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"

These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.

Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.