Hawking jokes
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."