Hawking jokes

You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawking's coffin.

How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?

He spills coffee on his iPad.

I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

All I got was "error 404 page not found."

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.

It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.