Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven; he had to take the lift.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.