Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his 4G ran out!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
Did you hear Stephen Hawking has a new book out?
It's about time!
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.