Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
At least Stephen Hawking could go on a pub crawl.