Hawking jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.