Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.