Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Hawking Jokes
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What’s Stephen Hawking's favorite song? Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
What is Stephen Hawking's mum?
Your mum!
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
