Hawking jokes
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.