Hawking jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

What is Stephen Hawking's mum?

Your mum!

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.

How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?

"Rust in peace."

Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂

When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.

What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.

Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)