Hawking jokes
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Stephen landed at Tilted and got 199 pumped, he's 1 shot!
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?
You turn off the WiFi router.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
He's in a wheelchair.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Stephen Hawking like black willies.
When a sign says "Do Not Walk on the Grass," it does not apply to Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
Did you know that Stephen Hawking's death was an accident because he pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep mode?"
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."