What's black and sits on top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking's after a house fire.
pov them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed.
her. all you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang you get me
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
diddy and hawk tuah walk into a bar hawk tuah say spit on that thang only one walk out💀
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
Stephen Hawking is better than NASA. They study black holes that are 8 billion years old, while he was down here on Earth staring at 14-year-old black holes. 😈😈😈
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
What went up but never came down? Stephen hawking's IQ
Stephen Hawking never used a condom. He used a firewall.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
steven hawkings was so excited for christmas till he relized he got socks
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
How do you kidnap stepthen hawking ? Shut off his computer
What does steven Hawking put his food in? A microwave
