Hawking jokes
Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.