Hawking jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he got sucked up by the black hole then got sent to the large charger in the sky.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What does Stephen Hawking eat?
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite drink?
His dribble.