Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He hit Alt+F4.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!