Hawking jokes
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with David Beckham?
They both dribble.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
Why did Stephen Hawking get sacked from his job?
Because he was always rolling in late.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged.
He also forgot to pay the power bill.
If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy, you would hear Stephen Hawking.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.