Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.