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What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why can't orphans be gay? They don't have a closet to come from.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Why can't an orphan go on a field trip? They don't have a parent's signature.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.