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Why do you think China should have a baseball team?
They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
We all know 6 is scared of 7 because 789, but why did 10 have PTSD?
He was stuck in the middle of 9/11...
oh yes thats our boi- wait
What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?
They both don't have parents.
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
When it's ready for pickup today, I have to get my stimulus payment for a while, and then we'll go to bed... 🥱🥹🥺
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.
Why can't orphans have a Christmas list? Because they can't give it to their parents to tell Santa.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?
He was all right.
Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.