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What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
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Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Bully (😏): Name 3 things you don't have.
Orphan named Kaiel (😔): Um... a dog... a doll... and a credit card.
Bully (😡): NO!
Orphan named Kaiel (😟): Sorry, what???
Bully (🤣): Parents. Family. And a home with people you love.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Yo mama is so stupid, when she saw on her computer it said "You have 3 cookies," she broke it.
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
I have to call Bovfa. What's Bovfa? Bovfa deez nuts fit in your mouth.
What is a good night's sleep, and what do I have for dinner today is what [I want to know].
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.