Have jokes
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.
What do 9/11 and Covid-19 both have in common?
Asians caused them both!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
What show has something orphans will never have?
American Dad!
My friend is a pimp.
I think he's having an existential crisis. Lately, he just wants to be alone with his thots.
I'm okay with giving babies iPads, as long as the baby has anencephaly.
You can't get brain rot if you don't have a brain!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.