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Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
A kid was asking a mother for money.
Mother: Sorry, I don't have money.
The kid kept asking the mother for money.
Mother: I already told you I don't have money.
The kid (the middle child): I'm your fucking child!
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
What does an orphan not have in common with a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I have cripple and depression.
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Why do orphans not like the iPhone 11 Pro?
A: Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What does a man and a gay prostitute have in common with a physically handicapped bisexual man? All three of them are very good at sucking your dick.
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
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What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.