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Q: What do men and math tests have in common?
A: They get cheated on.
I have a paso.
What's the most embarrassing thing about locking your keys in the car outside a pregnancy care center?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
I went up to the deaf kid and said, "I’m going to punch you in 3, 2, 1." And he ended up with a broken nose, and I said, "You should have listened to me!"
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
No.
Neither has he.
Wesley, stop saying your life is a joke.
Jokes have meaning.
I'm bored so can y'all ask me some questions and I have to answer them?
Guys, I have a dilemma. I'm a beta, please help!
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.