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What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Why do orphans go to church?
They have someone to call "father" there.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
What’s worse than banging your sister?
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring.
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.