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I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
If brains were dynamite, BLESSEDBRIAN wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
If BlessedBrian were ANY LESS intelligent, he’d have to be WATERED twice a week.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.