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Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning building.
Priest: What about the children, Rabbi?
Rabbi: Fuck the children!
Priest: Do we have time?
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.
Please comment! :)
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Hey, wanna read here? Have a comet book.
Why have kids? Just go get one now, no nine-month delay.