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How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can't orphans exit out of their games? They don't have a home button.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What did the 3 say to the 8? Have fun!
Why can't a little girl fly? She doesn't have the proper motivation.
I don't have any friends.
If you like this, I can be your friend :)
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.