Have jokes
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
Like my daddy? Too bad you don't have one.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why can't orphans smoke?
They don't have parents ._.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
They have no mother's or father's day.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.