Have jokes
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
I hope you have to squeeze the hell out of toothpaste only for the little bit to fall down the sink drain.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.