Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphan's Intimacy Problem
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead. It's funny because orphans don't have dads. And some people like to call their partner daddy during sex. It's called wordplay, but I don't expect you to know that since you're probably the type of dude that still wears diapers, ya dingus!
orphanraper69
they call me daddy
Anonymous
You need to take this joke off I've seen it on every page it's on way too often