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What do black parents and elevators have in common?

Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.

What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?

We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can't see their parents.

Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).

Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Toast is like parents.

If they are both black, you have nothing to eat.

Yesterday I bought my daughter a cat, but accidentally hit her with the car today. I have no idea what to do with the cat now.

Why You should never poop on the floor in an Apple Store?

Because they don't have Windows. 🤢 🤣

What does an armed bank robbery and Michael Jackson have in common?

Someone gets hurt.

I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"

Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.

When the teacher gives me an F on my exam,

but I have an AK-47 in my backpack.

*Is honestly the best policy.*

Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!

So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?

When your baby is stillborn and you have a funeral, what song should you never play?

Alphaville - "Forever Young."

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.