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A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What did the girl and the orphan have in common? Their parents weren't home.
Who would've known?
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What does Fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Orphans don't have phones because the home button doesn't work.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home.
So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.