Have jokes
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do I think about the Kennedy assassination?
First of all, he should have had a roof on that car.
It would have been better if Martin Luther King didn’t have a dream.
You know, for his sake.
Do not ever make fun of people who look like they have no necks. They are fully protected from vampires.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why do we not have female magicians? Because last time we had them, we burned them alive.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What do you call lesbians having sex?
My cheating dyke ex-wife!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn't have a fireplace.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I made a website about orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.