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An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
Roses are red, I have a confession:
A man kills best friend after 10hrs anal sex session.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "Daddy!"
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.