Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists. unless you force them the point.
@everyone.. whats so funny is that JIT thinks hes so "cool" and that everyone is "amazed" about him hating on people who is wayyy above him on the roster. the pathetic part is that he hates on everyone elses family nd relationships when 100% of us have a WAYY better one then he will ever deserve. he was born pathetic, and will die pathetic. so JIT please tell me what its like to be such a coward?
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
I hate when people leave their cars running Especially in the summer. I'm like, "You got Tracy Latimer in there or something?"
i used to hate foot fungus, but now its growing on me
What planet did Hitler hate the most? Jewpiter.
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
What does Johnny Depp hate about driving a car?
He can't drink and drive.
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f dad
I gave helen keller an oculus and airpods for her 12th birthday and she hated them and me.
i hate it when I go to the shop and people are like "oh, hey what are you doing here?" me "oh you know just hunting elephants.
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
