Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐
why dont vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they dont want to admit that meat makes them happy
If your reading this then your life means nothing ........
Have a nice day 🙂😊
what is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
Sometimes a depressed person antidepression.
What is an orphans favourite time with his family
me time
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
Luigi was dying had two sons Bruno was handsome but Alberto was ugly He said Maria tell me is the is Alberto my son Yes Luigi his wife said and he died happily Wife said thank God he didn’t ask about the other one !!
What time do you think 🤔 dogs 🐶 are not happy 😆? Bulldogs
Life has ups and downs and they had downs
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”
why is bieng alive so expensive im not even having a good time
hi plz like for good luck!
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U.
Six out of seven dwarfs aren’t Happy.
why am i so sad?
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
