Happiness jokes
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
Who laughs last, laughs best.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
I had a good time with friends!
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.