Who was not happy that the Titanic Sank the fish under it
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
Cheer Up!! Old age doesn't last that long!
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually."
little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor
if your depressed and you crying like this joke
its better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? happiness never lasts forever
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans
Can emos eat a happy meal or is it a depressed meal
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Lego figures from his friend but they ran way too.
Why was Santa happy
Bc he had 3 ho's
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr* On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
my battery lasted longer than your sad depressing life