Happiness jokes
Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.
Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.
Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.
Who laughs last, laughs best.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
If you're depressed and you're crying, like this joke.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
What did the orphan get for Christmas?
Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.
Once upon a time, Bob was in his hospital bed, receiving medical treatment not that far after finding out he had cancer. One day, his friend Jeremy decided to visit him. Jeremy told his best buddy this very inspiring sentence: "Sometimes in life, you and your heart will climb tall peaking mountains, and low flat valleys, and all after that we'll be happy forever in heaven, eventually." Little did Bob know that Jeremy was talking about his heart monitor.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
I had a good time with friends!
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
Why was Santa happy?
Because he had 3 hoes.