Happiness jokes

My battery lasted longer than your sad, depressing life.

Your kid is so annoying, he makes his Happy Meal cry.

Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.

This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?

My friend said, "Why do you have depression? There is so much happiness in the world." And I said, "Why do you have asthma? There is so much air in the world."

Pain. Gained. Anxiety. Fulfilled. Insomnia. Depression. Always with me. Happiness... The one thing I can't have.

I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?

Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.

Happy new year! 🥳

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Why was the kinetic sand always happy?

Because it was kinetic with its friends!

When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?

Don't be emo, be happy, Nemo!

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

No one:

Taeil: "Happy Christmas~"

Haechan: "It's Merry Christmas."

A husband came back from a business trip and found out that his wife was pregnant. At first, he got a bit suspicious, but then he just ignored it and hugged his wife with happiness. The second when he met his friend and told him the news, the friend just said, "Wait, what? I thought she was on pills!"

A son walks up to his dad and says, "I'm so gay right now!"

"HOW COULD YOU? I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" screams the dad.

"No, gay as in HAPPY," says the confused son, "I'm so happy right now!"

"Oh," says the dad, "why are you happy?"

Then the son said, "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off."

Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)

Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.