Happiness

Happiness jokes

Donut

    • A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

    Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

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    Kid

    • What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.

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    • Dad

    • I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

    Wall

    • Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

    And then the wall fell on them.

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    • Pill

    • Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.

    Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!

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    • Job

    • Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!

    Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!

    Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!

    Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!

    Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?

    Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?

    Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.

    Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!

    Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!

    Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!

    Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!

    Gwen: He does, you're not listening.

    Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!

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    • Cannibal

    • So, I met a boy, and he said he would be happy to be a cannibal because if we all were, we could stop overpopulation and world hunger. And I was like 😍😍😍😍🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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