Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Happiness Jokes
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
happy valentines day everyon!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.
It's sad when the person that gave you memories becomes a memory.
You know one of the worst feelings ever to exist?
When your parents and friends all still see the happy little kid you used to be...
...but in reality, that kid has been long gone for years. (not my words)
I was digging a hole in my garden, then I found a treasure chest. I was so happy. I went to tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging a hole.
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, every time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Thank you guys for 6 whole followers! I'm so happy!
