Happiness jokes
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?
Because they don't want to admit that meat makes them happy.
I was happy to find I could get a passing grade in all my subjects if I had sex with my teacher, until I remembered I'm home schooled.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
If you're reading this, then your life means nothing...
Have a nice day! 🙂😊
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What can’t a person with no arms do: if you're happy and you know it, clap your hands.