What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
one-time the the dog got bit by snake so my dad had to shoot it my dad said to me "this is happen what to your little brother 'what little brother" exactly
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Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"
Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says,”What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?” The boy cries. Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says,”You gonna tell your mom?”, the little boy says, Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What happens at the orphanage be like: The orphans:”HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
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What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door? He strained himself.
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What happens when you have dry elbows at work? You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing it's fame
TIME FOR A REMAKE
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden? Palpatine: Grew it.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? Urine trouble!
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
You know the strangest things happen my mom said step on a crack you break your Mama's back but if you step on a line you break your father's spine I stepped on the line it didn't break his spine mom who is my father?
