What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas?)
-You die of laughter.
My dad died in 911 and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane next to soul plane
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
were you born on the highway cause thats were most accidents happen
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
There was once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off while the other one was always happy. This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine and you left me in here all night so I'm angry!" His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was litterally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap their has to be a pony in here somewhere!"