Hang jokes
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Depressed caller: "I'm done with everything!"
Responder: "Please hang on!"
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What is worse than a baby getting hanged in a tree?
That same baby getting hanged in multiple trees.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"