Hang jokes
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
Why Bing is Superior tbh
You want to hear a dirty joke?
This guy and this girl were having sex when the guy's boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick." His boss replies, "You don't sound sick." The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone.
Why can’t you high five a Japanese person?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Hello, it is the suicide line. Just keep hanging.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!