What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back,". The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking. The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says "step on a line and you break your father's spine,". The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE,". The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
why did the emo break up with her boyfriend
he didnt wanna hang out.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later? I said yea I was gonna hang there
Who did the cow š want to hang with?
The udders
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Are you a tree? Cuz Iām trying to hang with you ;)
Itās OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, itās considered against the law
What game do emo kids love the most Hang man
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed". I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there son".
What tree is every emo kid trying find The hanging tree
What did the balls say the dick
Hay dick how's it hanging
What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you
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What's the difference between an emo and my clothes? my clothes don't hang themselves.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street, he thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with so he called in one of the friends. The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. the policeman called in the 2nd friend, the 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "yep that's definitely Joe," but then to be absolutely sure he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants and said, "oh no wait that's not Joe. Confused the policeman asked, "how is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?" The 1st friend said, "well you see Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious? the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, hey there's Joe with those 2 assholes."
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
