Hang jokes
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
My friend's emo. I told her to play jump rope with me. She hanged herself. Lol.
What is an Emo's favorite game? Hangman!
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.