Hang jokes
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.
The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"
He grabs a noose.
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
My ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's going to be hanging tonight.
Hello, are you there?
Yes, who are you?
My name is Watt.
What’s your name?
Watt’s my name.
Yes, what is your name?
My name is John Watt.
John What?
Yes, are you Jones?
No, I’m Knott.
Will you tell me your name?
Will Knott.
Why not?
My name is Knott.
Not what?
Not Watt, Knott!
*hangs up*
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
A priest and a rabbi were hanging out at a playground. The priest waves to a kid to come over and tells the rabbi, "Let's screw this kid."
The rabbi looks confused and asks, "Out of what?"