Hang Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

1 time i went to high five some one ive been left hanging ever since

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid

Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......

Life is like a penis simple,soft,relaxed,and hanging free.until a woman comes around and makes it hard

i gave i tree a high five but sadly it left me hanging

I like my kids how I like my lights, Hanging from the ceiling

i was walking today and i saw a emo with a noose looking up at a tree i simply said " hang on there bud!"

my advice to suicidal people: just hang in there 🕺

For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏

911 what’s your emergency Me, my grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she’s dead Well it’s not a living room any more Me, hangs up

What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd

My friend told me to “hang on” when I told him I wanted to kill myself. Buddy I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait

Friends: You wanna hang with us? Me: No, I wanna hang myself

You learn from the best.

I called a Suicide Helpline, but they didn't help me commit suicide. Tbh they really left me hanging there

do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.

My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now