What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
Hang Jokes
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."
I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?
My clothes don't hang themselves.
What did the balls say to the dick?
Hey dick, how's it hanging?
