Emo kids counting be like: 1,2,3 come hang with me! 4,5,6 Gonna get new slits! 7,8,9 Suicide! 10,11,12 Bring some pills!
y couldnt bob hang himself?
because he had no arms to tie a not. :'-)
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging
What something the same about a depress kid anda hanger they both like to hang
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five
i just left him hanging
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
Friend #1: "Whats your favourite thing about trees?" Friend #2: "Apples" Me: "I can hang myself in them."
what is worst than a baby geting hanged in a tree
that same baby geting hanged in multipal trees
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is "dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks " what's that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey.
director: hi. we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie. actor: really? what do I do? director: you will play the part of the cliff (holds up hanging rope)
