Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!
So there's Fred and Frank, now they've been 2 friends for years, but Fred see he's depressed. Badly. Either way, so F+F are texting each other and here's how is goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge to harshly)
Frank: Yo Fred: hi... Frank: u heard about de competition? Fred: yeah.... Frank: You wanna hang out? Fred: ....... Frank: what? I've got some noose (news) for you Fred: ... I( Frank: fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan tho. We don't wanna be hanging on the end. Fred: *sigh* you know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
If i don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
me: im home ma heres her with a new dad her: go hang wit someone :me gets the noose goes to fav tree i love you ma 🙂
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
What do humans and monkeys have in common... they both hang from trees
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's there last holiday for them but at least there still hanging on...
Yo momma so fat when she tried to hang herself the noose broke.
what falls first from a tree an apple or and emo? the apple.. the emo just hangs there
What's the difference between a coat hangerband an emo? Nothing that both hang
What happend to the depressed kid who tried to high 5 a tree. Answer- He was left there hanging.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? POLUS UP
hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes in fact, they hang with them!
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Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out
a e-girl went to go high five a tree but the tree left her hanging
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.
