Hang jokes

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

My son came up to me and said, "Dad, I'm depressed."

I pointed to the spare room and said, "Hang in there, son."

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

A policeman found a dead body of a man on the street. He thought he recognized the body and the 2 friends he usually hung out with, so he called in one of the friends.

The friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." The policeman called in the 2nd friend. The 2nd friend looked into the dead body's face and said, "Yep, that's definitely Joe," but then, to be absolutely sure, he turned the body over, pulled down the back of his pants, and said, "Oh no, wait, that's not Joe." Confused, the policeman asked, "How is it that when you look into his face you're sure he is your friend, but when you look at his ass you're sure he is not?"

The 1st friend said, "Well, you see, Joe has 2 assholes." "Are you serious?" the policeman asked. "Oh yes," he replied, "we've never actually seen them, but when the 3 of us hang out together people point and say, 'Hey, there's Joe with those 2 assholes.'"

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.

Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.

You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)

A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.