Hang jokes

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)

What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?

They're both hanging from a tree.

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.

That’s about to become a rope around my neck.

Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.