Hang jokes

It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.

What game do emo kids love the most?

Hangman.

Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't wanna hang out.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Who did the cow want to hang with?

The udders.

What's the difference between an emo and my clothes?

My clothes don't hang themselves.

What did the balls say to the dick?

Hey dick, how's it hanging?

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.

"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.

"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.

So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.

The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

Why does a leaf fall faster than an emo kid? Because the emo hangs itself.

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame up.

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.

what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.

What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.

I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.