Hang jokes
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office.
"I'm feeling like killing myself," he said.
"Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Chat box hangout.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!