Hang jokes

Emo kids counting be like: 1, 2, 3 come hang with me! 4, 5, 6 Gonna get new slits! 7, 8, 9 Suicide! 10, 11, 12 Bring some pills!

I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.

Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.

A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.

The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.

Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!

A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.

What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.

What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.

What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?

They both hang.

I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.

me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.

What tree is every emo kid trying to find?

The hanging tree.

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.

I see them hang all day.