Hang jokes
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why can't depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home!
A serial killer was at my house and killed all my family but me. Why? I was in the living room.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common? They both hang off trees.
What is a group of depressed kids called? The suicide squad.
What do Spider-Man and suicidal people have in common?
They both hang.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.