Hang jokes
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Once in 4th grade, right now, I told a random tree, "Hey, my day is bad right now, can we hang later?"
The tree said: "Yeah, we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)"
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Why do emo kids wear hoodies?
They hang easier.
What type of place would Papyrus hang out at?
The SPA-ghetti!
*insert ba dum tss here*
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Me sees crazy man hit a old poor person. Me dials 911.
Police: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Police: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH?
Police: Ends call.
Me: Calls hospital.
Hospital: What is that location?
Me: I don't know where is dis location.
Hospital: Mission failed, we will try again later.
Me: WTH IS HAPPENDS EVERY TIME NOW EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE.
Hospital: Hangs up.
Me: Calls fire dEpArTmEnT.
Fire: No fire.
Fire dEpArTmEnT: What is that location?
Me: Hangs up and give up and goes home.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your mom's so small that she hang glided on a Dorito!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.