Hang Jokes

i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging

Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging

I went to go hang out with the emo kids but they already did

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree? dont leave me hanging

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.

I saw a emo orphan by a tree and I was going to give it a high-five but instead I just let it hang.➰

what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid

they both hang from trees

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?

They both have something hanging in their closet.

what is worst than a baby geting hanged in a tree

that same baby geting hanged in multipal trees

I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around

I see them hang all day

Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging

what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple

guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging

me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging

a depressed kid wanted to give me a high five

i just left him hanging

. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad