Hair

Hair jokes

Question

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Man

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

Forehead

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

Girl

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Time

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.