Hair jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL