Hair jokes

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.

I know it's bad, sorry.