Hair jokes

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.

Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.