What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
Hair Jokes
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
