Hair jokes

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?

A comb-over.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?

Head and Shoulders.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!

Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.

Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?

Jada Smith: Grow some balls!

Me: Grow some hair!

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.