Ur hair line looks like thanos snapped your hair out of existance
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why was the barber mad because I gave him a buzzcut?
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
Q: What is the most expensive haircut? A: Chemo therapy.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
