Hair jokes
Every hair zodiac has a hairstyle--except Cancer.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.