Hair jokes
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What is Donald Trump's hairstyle called?
A comb-over.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
The penis has a sad life. His hair is always a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.
He also stands up for kids who can't defend themselves.
A long-haired child once took a bite of Chuck Norris's brain. He later became known as Albert Einstein.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.