Hair jokes
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer…
All of the bristles fell out!
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”