Hair jokes

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

James Charles is more straight than your hairline.

Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.

Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.

I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.

A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...

All of the bristles fell out!

I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.