Hair jokes
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
I was at school with friends. One of my friends had hair in her armpits. The rest of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything, until one of my friends laughed and told her she had hair in her armpits, so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.