Your hair line goes back when my gran died and she hurried 6 foot undee
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
Is your hairline a time traveler because it went way back
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
What do you call a house with dog hair? A shed
what do u call an emo wityh curly hair
sam reid
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I went to a tall girl and i asked her ̈ what do you do for a living? ̈ she says ̈ an account. ̈ so i reply with ̈ an accounting the hairs on peoples heads. ̈ and then i run away
What you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
what do you call a ball with no hair? a Mexican ball..
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
Why are Beas hair sticky? _____________________ Because they use honeycombs 👾
Will Smith slapped your hair line to space
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.
Or hair line goes way back before dinosaurs lived
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.