Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Hair Jokes
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
