Hair jokes
Charlene's hairline was so big that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?