A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money,.....Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
What’s a cancer girls sex kink? Hair Pull.
deez nutz are a hair line
your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as 'grandpa.'
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
ur hair line so deep people can see what u thinking
Your hair line is what caused the great depression.
Your hairline goes so far back that even god said, "I learned about it in my days."
one day in roblox someone was arguing with me and they asked me my age. 18. they said that they were twenty two. Me: if your so smart, whats the largest daycare game on roblox? Him:Yo Hair. he said. then he left the game. and a said that is so messed up. actually that bullcrap.
Yo hair line is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
I gave a blind kid a gun telling him it was a hair drier.
Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa 🚮
your hairline goes back to when jeff Bezos had hair
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
A few years ago I had a brush with cancer...
All of the bristles fell out!
I was at school with friends one of my friends had hair in her armpits the rest day of my friends and I tried not to laugh or say anything until on of my friends laughed and told she had hair in her armpits so she ran to her locker to get hair remover and went to one of the restroom stalls
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
