When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
deez nutz are a hair line
your hair line went so back you had to cry to your mama
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
Your hairline goes so far back that even God said, "I learned about it in my days."
One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.
Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"
Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
