Hair jokes
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest breasts.
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.