Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
What's the difference between a mole and a priest's one what's till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
what kind of chair inhabits your soul?
a hair!
what did the hair dresser say to the power line want a power cut
You know whats the worst about having a daughter with cancer? You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf? When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice....
A little girl walks into the bathroom see her mom naked taking a shower and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get breasts ..mom say oh when your 12 or 13 ..little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get hair down there ..mom say oh about the same time you get breasts..then the little girl walks in see her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks daddy daddy when am I gunna get one of those ..dad says soon as your mom leaves for work
I wish my hair was depressed.
Cause then it would cut itself.
Q:What is Trump
A: an oversized oompa loompa
This boy said get get yo hairline straight I said girls don't have a hairline how about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worst then he did the first time.
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
Me:imagine not having hair
Kids: on chemo
Bitch the fuck
There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment....
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband Harry? She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Henderson's
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
