HA jokes
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
Memes
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
It's sad someone has ligma.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.