HA jokes
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Memes
It's sad someone has ligma.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
Me going to jail for telling the orphan he has 363 days because mothers and Father’s Day.