Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.