HA jokes
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Why can't orphans really play baseball?
Because when they do, all the other kids tell that joke that everyone has heard more than 50 times.
It's sad someone has ligma.
What do you call a deer that has no eye? No-eye deer!
Memes
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.”
“Of course it is,” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
What do you call a toy that has a story?
Toy Story.
I created a website for orphans, though it doesn't have a homepage.
A little riddle...
Trump has it short, Kennedy has it long, the Pope has it but he doesn't use it, what is it?
...
Obviously the Surname, what are you thinking about you pervert?
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Wow, Gwen even said she loves TJ! She just did!
Prince, look at it. You are going to be crushed. It is in bored jokes and it has 65 comments, look there!
"Discuss the synopsis of this poem: My Friend Billy Has A Ten-Foot Willy."
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a man that has no arms, no legs, and sits in front of your door? Mat.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.