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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
An orphan entered the high school for the first time. He has no knowledge of the school. He went to the secretary and asked where shall he go. The secretary then gave the orphan a schedule and said to the secretary, “Where is home room?” The secretary then said which home room number did it say and it showed 1. The orphan then starting to weep and said that his parents died right as he stole his first base in baseball.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
Why can't sally swing? Because she has no arms Knock knock, "who's there?", not sally
*new* Where did sally go when the bombs dropped? Everywhere
I made a website for orphans’ It has no home page’
What is the scariest thing you'll ever see in your life? James Charles thinking he has rights.
A plane is going to crash there are four passengers and only three parachutes. all the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first he says, my fans need me and jumps, Donald trump takes another and says I am the smartest president, jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute. The boy replies don't worry - Donald took my backpack.
Student: a plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left? Teacher: 203 Student: how do you put an elephant in the fridge? Teacher: You can't Student: yes you can, open fridge door put elephant in. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Teacher: open door put in giraffe? Student: no, take out elephant put in giraffe. The lion king is having a party, who isn't there? Teacher: let me guess, the lion Student: no the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge. Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how? Teacher: she stepped on the alligators? Student: no the alligators are at the party, Sally dies anyway, how? Teacher: she frowned? Student: no, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
what did the kid who has no arms get for Christmas.
he couldn't even open it.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn
Why do you tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast
What does a tornado need when it has multiple sclerosis?
A hurriCANE
what did sally do when she got home? cry because she has no arms
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
What’s the difference between a orphan and a base ball field the base ball field has a home to run back to
