Guys jokes

Struggle

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Grave

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

Chocolate

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

Guy

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Memes

Loser

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?

This guy, yep, this guy right here.

Blood

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Meat

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

Soup

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

Communist

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Threesome

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Orphan

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Essay

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Ball

Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!

Pilot

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Movie

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Orange

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."