Guys Jokes

One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted

I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence

A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”

"I work with animals," a guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he replies.

i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"

If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about

Hey Guys I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3

Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 guys before it was a restaurant

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength. Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!!!

Peace out!!!! <3

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange." So I replied, "No it doesn't."

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler

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The boys joking be like. One guy “Balls” all the other guys "hahahahahaha”

imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back