Guys jokes
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
Memes
experiment
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.
One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"