Guys jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Why can’t you take an Asian guy golfing? Because you can’t drive. Every time he does, he tries to put a hole-in-one.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Okay, guys. Today we're gonna read the Women's Rights of 1920...
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I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.