Guys jokes

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

How do you surprise a blind guy?

Say, "Surprise!"

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.