What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
What did The Fat Guy Say To The Tree? Get me some Coconuts
A guy walks into a bar, then a table, and then a chair.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off? He's all right now
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If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know, I’ve only killed communists.”
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate? One won't scream when you remove their meat
Some guy come to me and said I'm your dad friend.. he ask me to pick you up.. *Laughing freaking hard* and told him you dig the grave?
A man is depressed and he sighs, a bully says stop sighing you sound like some guys having a threesome
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain."
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike? Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What do you call joe from family guy in an electric wheelchair. robo cop
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Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word racism. People can't be something that doesn't exist
