Guys jokes

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

There's two reasons guys will hang themselves from the neck.

One is to escape the worthless masquerade of a life we pretend we have, and the second reason is to whack off.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

Guys, put more comments in.

We are so close to beating the world record for most comments on this website, and the record is 171.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.

What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!

What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?

One won't scream when you remove their meat.