Guys jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.
I saw two really tall guys. I walked up and said, "I didn't know we still have the Twin Towers!"
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE FUCK FUCKED MY WIFE!”
A man in the back responds, “YOU AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
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Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
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You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.
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