Guys jokes

If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie Die Hard) dies of a Viagra overdose, would that mean he truly dies hard?

According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"

Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"

A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"

The boys joking be like:

One guy: "Balls!"

All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

You know who deserves a medal? The guy who killed Hitler.

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.