Guys Jokes

( Guy 1: Why my cat's so angry ? ) ( Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage ) ( Guy 1: Don't you ? ) ( Guy 2: Yeah it seems delicious ) ( Guy 1: Mmm so .. w-wait what are you doing ? I didn't think you mean the one in my lunch :< where are you leaving #_# ) **Meow ...** ( Guy 1: Shut up i will never feed you this sausage it's not for you :< -_- </3 )

Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?

-He couldn’t find the right s o l u t i o n.

What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser? This guy, yep this guy right here.

Orphan: my mommy and daddy love me. Guy: were are they then? Orphan: in the eternal depths of

Some guy asked me are you better then my meat, I said no im not better, i just beat it all the time

If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear

what's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?-------------the freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out

Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say? A: ow

hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

what did one nut say to the other nut the guy in the middles a dick

A guy does not know anything. Oh wait he has dementia.

What's the difference between a guy and a woman. They fall from different highest

I guy entered to a library and wanted to get some books to read. He was searching crossed the books and the librarian asked him. Librarian..... what are you looking for ? Man ....I am looking for a book!! Librarian... Which book ?? Man ...... FACEBOOK.

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This guy goes to the doctor and says, “I think I’m a wigwam, no, I think I’m a teepee, no, I must be a wigwam, no, a teepee.” The doctor tells him, “I think I understand your problem. You’re two tents.”