Guy Jokes

A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"

What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

So true

The image shows a white pipe with an orange glow emanating from the bend, as if it is full of lava or something hot. Text above and below the pipe reads: WHEN THE GUY UPSTAIRS ATE TACO BELL

Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?

RoboCop.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

An emo kid and a silent kid would be a good acquaintance because the emo would wish to die, and the silent kid would be the nice guy and grant that wish.

Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...

An orphan.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."