This guy in a trench coat walks up to a kid, opens the trench coat and has glasses inside. He says to the kid, “Hey kid, want some extra-see”
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
there was a guy how had a stroke eh. hes all right.
You guys asked for a joke? Well you're in luck, cause you already are one!
Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
There was a guy called manners on called poo and called shut up One day manners was on his way to pick up poo from school A police officer stopped shut up and said police: what’s you name Shut up: shut up Police:weres your manners?! Shut up: picking up poo
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this. I need to talk to u guys
A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of em....
One day a man buys a rope to suicide, but his friend stops him. They go to a school with lots of happy kids. The guy feels better after a mag.
Why do indian guys never have gf's? bc they always pick curry and biryani over girls