A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked. Lel I hope you guys like this joke
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
A drunk guy runs into a bar... He bangs his head and falls down, why?
Because he is in a prison cell.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
what do you call 6 gay guys in war? Rainbow Six Siege
she really suck and the guy who is with her sucks to
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
