guess the joke
your girlfriend
my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.
i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
me: what is the different off ur mom and a mouscito. friend: let me guess they both sucks u.
Guess what. What? Your mum saw your 1inch
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room So I said “I guess she wasn’t fealine it” My dad said “you’ve got to be kitten me that was purfect” I said “literally”
I guess grandpa took the elevator to heaven. he definitely didn't make it up the stairs
I guess you can say he xxxpired
How many babies does it take to replace a light bulb? I'm guessing more than 10 cause its still dark in my basement.
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight? " I'm stronger than you".
Guess Stephan Hawkins never had use sweatcoin😂
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Today I Vance a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
whats the difference between cancer and me
my dad didn't beat cancer.....whelp i guess i stole that one
I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
I guess the owners of this site are braindead trump supporters
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do I usually just want to talk, I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5 , I get shutdown so fast , I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring
