I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
So apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
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I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
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my girlfreind dumped me; so i stole her wheelcar and guess hwo came crawl back
Guess what's 'tiiiimmeeeee ABDE'?
....yes, it is long time no see
freshman - hey whats better ford or chevy. seinor - i dont fuckin care long as it drives. freshman - so im guessing its chevy
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
Bully: ha guess what? Nerd: what bully:you are adopted nerd: at lest I was wanted
i broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheel chair.
guess who came crawling back.
guess the joke
your girlfriend
Guess why alout of orphans were in Home alone because their family left them
kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.
i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex, guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why KRIS and COMMON SENSE haven’t met yet
Brrr it's fucking cold outside aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh how about the latest phone! Who me? Oh I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
Attention- Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? Its strang because they havent said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess) Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD I just thought further into life with their relationship DON'T DO THAT. Agent Chipmunk Out
My joke: You have to guess answers come at 3:00 Why did the cow jump in space
Hint... it smelled it fav food 🍱 and saw his futu
That hint was technically the whole awnser can you guess in 3 hours lol I will be posting every time and my give away starts at 5:00 my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs
