Guess jokes
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
One time, I was working this steamroller when the guy who I squashed farted.
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence.
Memes
Ohhhh he said a bad word I'm tellin
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week. I guess you could say it was a brief case.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?
I guess it really IS all in the execution.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.
I'd make a joke about corn, but it's too corny.
Then again, I could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. My funny bone is broken. I guess it was because those jokes were too humerus.
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Yesterday I was in a wind storm.
Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?