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I had a friend who got shot in the head.
Guess you could say he was...
Blown Away!
I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what"s inside it!
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
PorkChopped
hah got em (i guess)
I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone"
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Guess why orphans can't play baseball because they don't know what home is.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse. One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well parter!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
i threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters, the teacher was upset, i guess they dont read the news
One time, I was working this steamroller, when the guy who I squashed farted
I guess that’s what you call “FLAT”ulence
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work
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why do orphans have no sense of humor..... i guess they've never heard a Dad Joke
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF
Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.” I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..
