Guess Jokes

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming

Guess what are my plans for the weekend? Suing the NYCDOE for blocking (probably) WEBTOONS.com.

why do orphans have no sense of humor..... i guess they've never heard a Dad Joke

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.” I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

I wanted to play fruit ninja but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm

Guess why orphans can't play baseball because they don't know what home is.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is and it said “best friend “ so I guess I am gay. I think so WTF

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..

What do you call a stabbed pig?

Porkchopped.

What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?

PorkChopped

hah got em (i guess)

I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work

I'd make a joke about corn, but its to corny. Then again, i could make a joke about eyes, but that would be even cornea. my funny bone is broken, i guess it was because those jokes where to HUMERUS.