Guess jokes

Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"

....yes, it is "long time no see."

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Yesterday I was in a wind storm.

Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was ear-itating.

I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.

Guess who came crawling back?

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

I guess you can say he xxxpired.

I guess Grandpa took the elevator to Heaven.

He definitely didn't make it up the stairs.

What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Guess what.

What?

Your mum saw your 1 inch.