There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.
Why do your orphans don’t drink beer. Because last time they did he went to suck some dudes toes then he try to take him to his parents but I guess that never happened
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant ain't no telling who" in better shape the elephant or the woman i guess it's probably weight watchers.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.
Stormtroopers- I guess they never miss huh?
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
Jake had sex and broke her hymen guess he’s Jake rip her
literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
So i was eating this girl out the other day and I GOT AIDS HOW DOES A 9 YEAR OLD GIVE ME AIDS i guess my sister was hanging around the the wrong crowd
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
Guess!!!!!
I got fired for not doing enough work Guess I didn’t put enough back-bone into it
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
My boyfriend dumped me guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame.....
My friend has a shovel made of gold I guess you could call him a Gold digger
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd
guess what, shroud is back on wje, idk why, but he is....................
