Grief jokes
I will always remember my dad's last words...
Oh wait, I never knew them.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Robin asks Batman what he is getting his parents for Christmas. Batman gets mad, slaps Robin, and runs off crying.
Now you know why Batman Beyond was born when Bruce died. cause of death: suicide
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
If I make fun of orphans, they will cry to their parents.
Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
My dog died today. 😥
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Imagine saying "my bad" instead of "sorry for your loss" at a funeral.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.