Grief jokes
Kms.
About a month ago, I was at my best friend’s funeral and I told him, "Bitches always come and go." He looked at me kinda mad, kinda confused, and said, "That’s my mom, dude."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.