Grief jokes
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."