Kms.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Do you know how to make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
