Grief jokes
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Why don't orphans go skydiving?
Because they don't have the "Morley."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his mother.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb