Grief jokes
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.